The Democratic Republic of Republic of the baguette is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The great and wise leader you elected with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 3.198 billion Baguetean citizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serpent-city. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The A bagueteans citizen economy, worth 201 trillion Bageuros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 63,045 Bageuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, billions of Bageuros are being poured into a space program, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of the baguette's national animal is the Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Baguette.

Republic of the baguette is ranked 201,577^th in the world and 7,513^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 29,189.91 Standard Monetary Units.